started: 12 Aug,2011 

dear mom,
I know u don’t like me dressing what u called is granny but I like it that way…..please let it be….

dear Shoaib Mansoor,
putting all issues in one movie makes it a khichdi……creating hype worked for u

dear cellphone,
get well soon. my availability depends on you man!

dear people,
I know u like to put your nose in others matter but please….let it be sometimes!!!!

dear internet connection,
stop being gay. It’s not natural!

dear known but unknown,
I don’t remember names, I don’t remember dates, so kindly please cooperate!

dear cooking,
as soon as I see a RED CHILLI it’s just the END to recipe. I quit!

dear dad,
kindly teach me the art of brainwashing!

dear ophthalmologist,
I like wearing spectacles. End of LASIK discussion!

dear Orkut,
there’s no use improving yourself..u are a history now! delete yourself if u have some respect left and accept fb took over!

dear celebrity,
if u think you are a big celeb…..try being one at your own home!!

dear xyz,
heart is a pumping organ and gut can only be hungry….. please don’t confuse their functions

dear Sir, (on behalf of employee)
Where is the rule book that says aapki bari main we are brothers, and meri bari main, *its not in the contract*?

dear camera,
I know accidental shots are good, but not always….save some credit for the photographer too.

dear butter,
keep your taste to mashed potatoes!

dear iPhone,
no matter how hard u try not being called that but u are no different from a camera phone!

dear guest,
Entertainment Kay Liye Kuch Bhi Karega is a tv program…alright!

dear sinus,
GET LOST. Thank you.

dear middle finger,
There are more ways u can show-off for, like wearing all the rings in one :p

dear English,
Thankyou for replacing all formalities of AAP, TUM, TU,etc by YOU.

dear colors,
Black is your daddy, u can’t really do anything about that!

dear truth,
you are bitter for fake sweetened tongues and lie listening hearing habits!!!

dear nation,
One should work on what one has rather than striving for doubtful ingredients.

dear simplicity,
You are THE most attractive thing available but following you is so complicated.

dear kids,
When gossips seem funny to u, know that you’ve grown up.

dear friend,
The time when u took it seriously, should not have happened.

dear p0etry,
I l0ve you, but there are times when i can’t st0p laughing at you.

dear fb,
u only teach to appriciate by LIKE but there are things to DISLIKE!

dear sissy,
you are not my friend…you are the only person who exists to owns me

dear homos,
accept the fact its NOT natural…..have brains

dear dog,
Im sorry your family is swear words.

dear things,
I haven’t lost you, i just can’t find you right now

dear hope,
Its you that exist even in a burning room with no fire exit.

dear loose ends,
Your fate is either to be grabbed or joined to continue

dear tobbacco,
you feel gud dancing in people’s lung. Get a life, have poison and die. Don’t kill.

dear invention,
Ur existance was experiment that accidentally gave a positive result.

dear belt,
never try coz you can’t replace the hunter even if you are in reach.

dear electrons,
People in Pakistan want you to call all your relatives.coz these guests are awaited for welcome.

dear sentiments,
please be my guest

dear memory,
stay for long

dear 9/11,
I remember you from the history of my homeland, not the anniversary of conspiracy!!

dear attitude,
It’s hurting to see you get blamed for misbehaviours!

dear song,
Its hard for me to completely listen to one and thats certainly not my fault!

dear genes,
I’d not like to have the feeling of being blamed for the acquired traits.

dear trauma,
Thanks for equality in affecting rich and poor.

dear disease,
You did not exist until u effected the rich.

dear weight-scale,
Kindly give some happiness.

dear winters,
please come and find khi soon….

dear tears,
i miss you and im happy!

dear backstabbers,
thankyou for letting me work!

dear  confidence,
reach soon. Awaiting reply.

dear Microsoft word,
Yea I’m pretty sure I spelled my name correctly. 

 by: Rozina Rattani 

dear p0etry,
I l0ve u, bt there r times i cnt st0p laughing at u.

dear blah,
If i actually started ‘idontcare’ attitude for everyone, u are screwed.

dear attention seeker,
Know ur place before u act.

dear owner,
buying an over-priced camera has no warranty that u’ll be a gud photographer!

dear beloved bioclock,
Have some shame!

>you gotta work in present for future.

>escaping lies makes u strong, well thats what YOU THINK!

>smartness is contageous.

>lies are instant creativity.

>there are times when sorrys and thankyous are needed irrespective of the relation.

>quack can only master quackery

>situation is spotlight for pre existing traits in a personality

>certian acts of kindness are irrespective of gender

>Ego may be a part of attitude but that’s not all.

>need, want and luxury are separate entities

>moving a point forward should matter rather than taking credit

>most of what i say is only understood by me.

>self-harm is easier

>sarcasm is a reflex

>listening music seems a new experience everytime

>in the name of betterment, i dont give u the right to hit my selfrespect!

>be ready to face consequences if u hurt ego.

>you point me only when you can’t do better

>its not wise to let someone miss u….

>its just forward no backward in life: once you are out of the womb you wont ever go back again.

>im ur daughter before being ME, but i should be known for being ME rather than being refferred as a relation

>make me feel special by leaving. Good idea.

>sometimes one jst doesnt want to understand but ends up knowing it perfectly!

>age is not just a number…..a state of mind i think!

>good is just not enough.

>its not me who lives but its HE(swt) who lives….

>resistance has got different meanings…..it all depends on your perception

>world of fantasy cant tolerate original people!

>mera bolney ka nahi aapka percieve karnay ka problem hai

>there are times when your existance doesn’t make a difference!

>i was happy in the cacoon but it had to break away!

>dont AWW anyone with the lies….they wont stay for long

> do what the MIND says…..its correct!

>you tell, i forget; i tell, u remember it FOREVER! wth!

>knowing that you are remembered from whom you least expected…..one should experience

>achievements…one time happenings

>i’m easy to fool around but do not try

>you dont wish to be out of your comfort zone but want others to be out of theirs

>I don’t hate them I just stay away

>there are times when being right is more important than being happy

>if you want your friends to take you seriously….YOU ARE MISTAKING ALREADY

>you don’t hide, but you don’t tell either

>for NO PENDING ACCOUNT, i’m waiting for a time when murders could happen over internet!

>you make me trust you so you can see me shatter?

>what you don’t know cant hurt you-FACT

>lying sculptures rule!

>kick being a stpeney

>for a mother, her child is best….until multiple

>you cannot dream/imagine of what you don’t know

>the ones you cannot understand, are not necessarily mad or psycho!

>some tasks you don’t want to do, but you HAVE TO.

>”according to Pearl Buck, a Nobel laureate in literature, the truly creative mind is a human creature born abnormally, inhumanely sesitive. To them, a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and failure is death. By some strange, unknown, inward urgency they are not really alive, unless they are creating!” – Dawn

>worst thing is not being lied to, its confronting the fact that you didn’t deserve to know the truth

>Hate is toxic

>Happiness is meant to destroy every peak of one!

>there’s no point in asking a man if he likes suicide when he is sentenced to death!

>Don’t talk to fill in the dead air….

>Your respect holds me back, and it’s an acquired trait

>a NO is just a tester at times. Don’t fall in trap.

>elaborating KILLS a joke

>silence is a blessing

>stay quiet and smile. The world outside will approve you to be stay in your own world

>you gotta go through and through the chapter to understand what i actually mean to what i usually say.

>if i’m good u’ll associate to me.

>i was not born mad, i just adapted this behaviour

>Ideals exist in imagination

>its an insult to call a photographer…..a cameraman

>if you can’t carry, don’t adopt

>Resistance is….to overcome

>prepare to win….be prepared to lose

>if i’m an open book, that doesn’t mean ill read everybody’s too!

>do not expect one to stay calm to WHAT SO EVER you do

>”time and space” do not mean “bugg or forget”

>no idea is simple

I was good isolated inside my own box of thoughts until it was invaded by a person, strong in a character and who could be easily looked upon. Charming, normal looking, witty girl, experimenting with styles became  a friend in a very short time. Today when I look back, she has been there since the day I dont remember because I’ve been a believer of no specific day [an escape for bad recalling memory ]. I was a pessimist earlier and the optimism she found in my pessimism was like a step away out from the crowd. One great slow poke optimist pal of mine with an awesome music taste and hearing abilities , she can surely gel-in with any type of people around provide sufficient time. I may never express or say anything for the amount of happy bright colors she has poured into my life and not leaving me in bad shape ever, has been standing-by every time in every situation boosting my morale. I’ve been looking up to this lady’s approach and hats-off to her. If wax statue list was in my hand, her name would surely be on it, not because I can melt her when I’m angry but yeah that’s not a bad idea to have her in a museum because she wont go by herself
It’s been two years in university and INSHA-ALLAH she will be a great dentist whom i’ll recommend to, the only friend in the university I made and I believe no matter how far we live, don’t meet each day, don’t text i love you for being my friend, physical presence doesn’t make a difference here  because its the existence that does. Knowing how I’d react to every situation, I can be unpredictable to the world but I feel comfy being predictable to her. A glassy personality in front of her is a frosted glass to others plus she has a good tummy to hold secrets and a beautiful place she lives in [that I can drop by anytime ]. No matter how much I tease her for being lame, funny and slow, sleepy, I’ll be always thankful for an entry to my life and making me smile in absurd of times, cheering my mood up and understanding what i want to say……i know this wouldn’t last forever but I’d want you to stick around and see me get old
happy birthday. May you live long as me and keep rocking more lives making people proud on your way

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She was scared of cat EYES. One fine look to the cats face, tears her down the spine. The cold eyes, the glassy look in them and the thin iris works a spear to scare her deep. She just cannot look into them. The witty movements of the cats made her brain hallucinate every now and then. Her mind is so frightenend that it replicates the moving objects to appear like that of a cat. Its like a World War III in her freaking mind and bloody cats win everytime. Cats spooked her! But she even doesn’t know what had made her so frightful from these creatures. Childhood didn’t have any such cat related event: the used to live in the balcony, they were fed milk daily. Then what? may be its just the mind triggering response against them and nothing else. She was almost near to bringing that fear of cats to ground until she decided to give up and answer *I AM ALLERGIC* as an escape for not wanting to deal with unhappy cat encounter events.

Famous people fearing cat:

• Alexander the Great
• Genghis Khan
• Hitler
• Julius Caesar
• Mussolini
• Napoleon

And not so famous people:
ME

21; Do you miss someone? yes
22; Twirl or cut your spaghetti? twirl
23; Do you tan a lot? no i’m black already
24; Have any pets? ppl around me are mammals too
25; How exactly are you feeling? awkward & bizzare
26; Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving? duh yes! Everytime
27; Ever made out in the bathroom? ahem ahem……
28; Would you take any of your exes back? no AXES!
29; Are you scared of spiders? until they are big ones
30; Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? NO .
31; Do you regret anything from your past? yes
32; What are your plans for this weekend? chill
33; Do you want to have kids? none so far
34; Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M? yes
35; Do you type fast?kinda
36; Do you have piercings? How many? 3
37; Want any more? hell yes!!
38; Can you spell well? thank God
39; Do you miss anyone from your past? yes
40; What are you craving right now?  sleep

41; Ever been to a bonfire party? yes
43; Have you ever been on a horse? yes dreamworld resort
44; Kissed someone in a pick up truck? NO
45; Have you ever broken someone’s heart? yes many that i dont know of
46; Have you ever been cheated on? yes…i hate LIES
47; Have you made a boyfriend/ girlfriend cry? huhuhahhaha
48; Are you thinking of someone right now? none
49; Would you live with someone without marrying them? no
50; What should you be doing? sleeping
51; What’s irritating you right now?questionare
52; Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? hahahaha no bhui
53; Does somebody love you? hope so
54; What is your favorite colour? blueeeeeeyy
55; Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? hahaha yes
56; Milk chocolate or white chocolate? none, Dark! or white if thats THE deathbed question
57; Do you have trust issues? quite alit
58; Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? nothing…let him like me
59; Do you talk like your friends? no..they are enough for that
60; Do you have a good relationship with your parents? kind of

61; Longest relationship? siblings and parents
62; Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? kiya pata! most recent..LOL
63; Who was the last person you cried in front of? why would i cry IN FRONT of peepal
64; Do you give out second chances too easily? yea.. who cares after the first time they do wrong!
65; Is it easier to forgive or forget? my memory refreshes ALOT!
66; Is this year the best year of your life? worst so far
67; What was your child hood nickname? moti bhains, moti, jaina, jaimbu…….so on
68; Why did you decide to do this quiz? the figure 100 is attractive
69; Favorite food? anything edible
70; Do you believe everything happens for a reason? yes
71; What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? texted
72; Did you have a dream last night? yes
73; What is bothering you? brain
74; Have you ever been out of state? yes MashaAllah
75; Do you play the Wii? NO video games
76; Are you listening to music right now? yes sean paul-give it up to me
77; Do you like Chinese food? who doesnt!
78; Do you know your fathers b-day? yeah 12 feb
79; Are you afraid of the dark? if im apparenlty alone
80; Is cheating ever okay? helping is ok, cheating is never!

81; Are you mean? to the VERY core.
82; Can you keep white shoes clean? no
83; How many people have you fist fought? none. im a peace person
84; Do you believe in true love? no
85; Favorite weather? freezing winters
86; Do you like the snow? love them
87; Does it snow a lot where you live? not as yet as far as im living….
88; Do you like the outside? yeah
89; Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them? yeah have to sometimes
90; Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yes
91; Who was the last person of the opposite sex apart from your family, you talked to? Nomi,Ch.sahab
92; Are you hungry? full instead, had lunch
93; Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? WHAT O_O
94; What makes you happy? music =)))
95; Would you change your name? no, i love my name
96;Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes? yes i would want to live long see im MEAN <question 81>
97; Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Mani almost drowned me
98; Can you count to a million? no i wouldnt even try
99; What’ s your zodiac sign? capricorn
100; Favorite lyrics right now?hmmm.. tough one, none specific…alot of them actually

so here i go, somethings each day that put a smile on my face,

day 1: 2minutes of nothingness….its not what i tried doing ever….just nothing absolute nothing in mind…  head cleaning!

day 2: weigh-scale shift to right after lonnngggg…..happiness extreme

day 3: introducing skype to a friend and trying to absorb the excitement thrown to me

day 4: eating Mcflurry first time…. was okay…

day 5: watched a new movie and liked it…..

day6: had a tour of coldplay song….. ALMOST ALL… dammmnn!! Music makes me happieeeee

day 7: updating the external drive in case me laptop becomes a *itch! hahaha sigh of relief

day 8: just for myself and relax

day 9: accepting a BBQ invite.. adn enjoyed the FOODHHHHH

day 10: capturing moon by not a pro-cam but instant technique

day 11: first ever…..nap on the carpet….

day 12: thinking of telescopes <3

day 13 14: just enjoying weather with blue nails and morning tea

day15: act being an animal whole darn day and every 5 mins sounds like…BAAAAAA

day16: series of absurd dreams continue……

day 17:  LOVES a fresh slice pineapple. Yum!

day 18: in the world of books…. can spend my ALL TIME there happilyyyyyyy

day 19: sis with flu i to bring smile and irritate ofcourse

day 20: frozen to the spine and tired like didn’t wanna breathe in

day 21:  just kept on checking its 21st….haha minds calender ditches sometimes. jazz music is PEACE!

day22: net DIED and even music was irritating. a cardiologist day saved!!

day 23: laughing till the stomach hurts… mom and sis the best

day 24: 1am and 9degrees temperature! damn!!!!

day 25: listening the whole PTI God damn jalsa!! politics i’m in!

day 26: finding an escape to stick pix inside the cupboard as cannot hang frames on walls

day 27: 3am cornetto, playing UNO and laughing till the stomach hurts.. this scorpian rocks my life…

day 28: feeling lucky winning free meals coupons at Atrium food court.

day 29: waking up in the morning getting out in saddar at 11:30 am….sweeping through the rush…diverting to Dera (boat basin) and having aaloo paratha and tea then landing gears at sea-view…..clicking piks enjoying….being enjoyed called bouble battery LOL and then watching an entertaining DON2….hahhahaha though it was a thriller….i found it comedy…Farhan Akhtar..Good job

day 30: thinking og all the good times 2011 brought…..equation will be updated tomm

day 31: plus29 and minus23= plus 6 of 2011

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they’d be singing so happily,
oh joyfully, oh playfully watching me.
But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible,
logical, oh responsible, practical.
And then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical.

There are times when all the world’s asleep,
the questions run too deep
for such a simple man.
Won’t you please, please tell me what we’ve learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am
I said now watch what you say they’ll be calling you a radical,
a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won’t you sign up your name, we’d like to feel you’re
acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!
Oh Take it take it yeah!

But at night, when all the world’s asleep,
the questions run so deep
for such a simple man.
Won’t you please, please tell me what we’ve learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am,
Who I am x 3 !!!

Who knows who’s so logical.